ES SEN. SCHMITT
“Did you or did you not, in fact, jump over a candle stick?”
JS JACK SMITH Read his response +
“You're thinking of Jack B. Nimble”
THE COLLECTION
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ES SEN. SCHMITT
“What did you do with the money you were supposed to get for selling your mother's cow??”
JS JACK SMITH Read his response +
“That was Jack and the Beanstalk.”
ES SEN. SCHMITT
“Isn't it a fact that you make people's eyelashes white?”
JS JACK SMITH Read his response +
“That was Jack Frost”
ES SEN. SCHMITT
“Did you or did you not eat no fat, and your wife no lean, so that between you both, you licked the platter clean?”
JS JACK SMITH Read his response +
“That was Jack Sprat.”
ES SEN. SCHMITT
“Did you not go up a hill with Joe Biden's wife to discuss how you could bring our President tumbling down?”
JS JACK SMITH Read his response +
“Respectfully, sir, that was a different Jack and Jill.”
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Every exchange links back to its source. Some are excerpted for brevity.