ES SEN. SCHMITT
“Did you or did you not slap Chris Rock on stage at the Academy Awards…”
JS JACK SMITH Read his response +
“That was Will Smith.”
THE COLLECTION
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All exchanges.
ES SEN. SCHMITT
“Weren't you in St. Louis, playing shortstop for the Cardinals?”
JS JACK SMITH Read his response +
“That was Ozzie Smith.”
ES SEN. SCHMITT
“Did you or did you not become a Charlie's Angel. Don't lie dirtbag. We have proof.”
JS JACK SMITH Read his response +
“That would be Jaclyn Smith.”
ES SEN. SCHMITT
“Were you or were you not saved from the Powhatan warriors by Pocahontas?”
JS JACK SMITH Read his response +
“That was John Smith”
ES SEN. SCHMITT
“Were you or were you not the most notorious murderer in 19th century London?”
JS JACK SMITH Read his response +
“Sir, that was Jack the Ripper.”
ES SEN. SCHMITT
“Did you or did you not shoot and Kill Lee Harvey Oswald in the basement of the Dallas Police Department Headquarters on November 24, 1963?”
JS JACK SMITH Read his response +
“Senator, I wasn't born until 1969. I believe you're confusing me with Jack Ruby.”
ES SEN. SCHMITT
“So you're saying under oath you never spoke with an Attorney General nominee? … WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz!”
JS JACK SMITH Read his response +
“That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz”
ES SEN. SCHMITT
“Did you or did you not win 18 major golf championships?”
JS JACK SMITH Read his response +
“Sir, that was Jack Nicklaus”
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Every exchange links back to its source. Some are excerpted for brevity.